Good evening, intrepid NYC eaters-of-food! Tonight’s cooking-at-home question: if you’re jonesing hard for “Tater Tots”:, but all your grocery store carries is “Kineret Mini Potato Latkes”:, are you bound for glory or disappointment? Stay tuned, because we’re going to find out!

UPDATED: Oh yes. Glory, my friends. Glory.

1 I love it that Tater Tots have a Wikipedia entry. But how could they not?

2 I’d really love to call these latkitos, because they’re, y’know, mini. But perhaps that’s getting a little too great-American-melting-pot-y. I dunno. I may just do so inside my own head.