Okay, this is brilliant: bored medievalist daily translates the enervated, lifeless dreck of the modern newspaper comic-strip page into Middle English. Which somehow achieves the unimaginable, making it funny in the process. Proceed directly to Japes for Owre Tymes, if you please. (Via Quod She.)

I feel at this point that I would be remiss if I did not tangentially also refer you to what is without a doubt the best drunk post ever in the history of all blogdom everywhere: O dere ghod, by one T. Nielsen Hayden.