Yesterday was Mardi Gras! Or, as I have since learned, Pancake Day! And did I make jambalaya for all my friends? Did I eat pancakes? Did I, in fact, do a blinkin’ thing to honor it? Nope, nope, and nope.
Of course, it’s not as if I give anything up for Lent either, unless you count a feeble attempt not to gorge on Reese’s Peanut Butter Eggs until Easter is officially here. I’ll have to make do with the cups until then. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are in fact nature’s most perfect food. Cadbury Creme Eggs, on the other hand, are simply vile. Make a note.
Man, now I’m jonesing for chocolate and what I should be doing is leaving for work. Exit.