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Mar 30 10: More Fun With Headlines

As seen on Towleroad today:

DOCTOR WHO USED ‘SHOCK’ THERAPY TO ‘CURE’ GAYS UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT OF DOZENS OF MALE PATIENTS

I was very happy to see that I was not the only person who had a “Wait, David Tennant did what?” moment there.

In other news, I’m still looking for work. Perhaps I should offer my services to Towleroad as a copy editor.


Mar 16 10: Andrew Is Easily Amused, Example No. 31,287

It may astonish you, gentle reader, to hear that jobs are not thick upon the ground at present. To facilitate my networking, which I am doing nigh unto my own demise, I think it would behoove me to have some sort of distributable premium. A card, perhaps, with my name and contact information — one that fits easily into a wallet or a vest pocket. I hear those are good.

I should probably include a line just below my name that describes what I do and thereby jogs the memory of the recipients when they draw it from their pockets and wallets and whatnot. The obvious text would be something like WRITER EDITOR, of course, but I am this close to going with SUPER GENIUS instead. Because what says professional competence better than a reference to a 58-year-old Warner Brothers cartoon?

To wit, Operation: Rabbit, 1952. Yes, the card the coyote presents at the start of the picture just says “Genius,” but this line is a deathless classic of Western drama, and I defy you to say otherwise.

Plus, Bugs’s take to the camera at 0:17 is Chuck Jones at his best.

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