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Jan 19 06: xyzzy
From Matthew Baldwin’s fabulous blog Defective Yeti:
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
Revision 88 / Serial number 54892Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.> PET SEAL
It’s not that kind of seal.
Just go read the whole thing.