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Sep 29 04: YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE.
Dear unknown ‘lite jazz’ musician who was playing in the background at the dentist’s this morning:
I don’t care who you are. I don’t care that you gave it a vaguely funky percussion line.
You have recorded “Take Five” in 4/4 time. The penalty is death. Please report to the nearest Chamber of Release immediately.