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Oct 15 03: temporary cease-fire
Ohmigosh! I almost forgot. In honor of Marriage Protection Week, I am temporarily setting aside my homosexual agenda. Yes, out of a sense of patriotic duty and deep respect for the Monkey-in-Chief’s stirring moral leadership, I will suspend my efforts to break up the marriages of straight people everywhere. Mom? Dad? Uncle George? All you folks are safe through October 18th. John and Kathleen? You’re fine…for now. (Although your clever living-in-separate-cities thing has made it hard for me to find the right attack strategy for you kids anyway.) Bob and Whitney? I promise not to work on my plot to disrupt your wedding ceremony until Sunday.
That’s right. All of you folks are temporarily off the hook. But when Sunday rolls around, I’m coming after you all. Your marriages are not safe.
Moo hoo haa haa haaaaaaaa!
Commentary
Wait! Who was it that sent Paul away this week? I smell a plot! Editor Shmeditor! Paul works for the secret shadow government.
posted by Sari, Oct 15 03 1:39 PM
Oh no! I’ve been found out! Looks like Fed Witness Protection program for me!
posted by Paul, Oct 17 03 6:43 PM
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