strange radiation: the pool of radiance archive
Adventures with an unreliable narrator.
« hack | Main | back at the front »
Apr 12 03: tansy
I tell you, Louise. I am so tired of Rusty. Him and his “I’m the dog so don’t mess with me,” his “I keep the foxes away, so don’t make me regret it,” his “don’t bother me when I’m napping, chicken.” Such a no-fun meanie. That Rusty. I was just heading for the road? You know, that big flat thing with the big loud things on it? Because you know that I’ve always wondered what the bugs tasted like on the other side of it. I’m so bored with the bugs over on our side, and besides it just seems like it could be a good way to spend an afternoon, going over there. I just want to go! And you know what? Rusty did his whole “how many times have I got to tell you, chicken, to stay in the yard” thing. I swear, he’s even worse today than usual. His eyes are kind of funny. Anyway, I’ve had enough of that Rusty. There are some mushy tomatoes out in the garden, and I’m going to get some. Yes, Louise, I’m going to throw tomatoes at the dog. I’m going to teach him that just because I’m a chicken doesn’t mean I don’t deserve a little respect. Are you with me?